A story about College Lit

When I started College Lit, I was like 

Because I already knew that College Lit was awesome, and that the "Shit Jeff Kunkle Likes" College Lit might even top Jane Eyre.

When we started reading Fences I was like

I felt like nothing was happening, and I wasn't very engaged with the story.
I also wasn't a huge fan of Troy.

But then after further discussion in class...

It's cool how the conversations in College Lit make you realize things that you would've never realized just by reading the book by your lonesome.

Then we started this whole online collaboration business, and I was like

because we got to go on a field trip and eat Five Guys and stuff!
And then I found out that my book had no words in it, and I was like









However, then the whole collaboration started and I realized we couldn't discuss too much, which I thought was the fun part of College Lit. So then I was like

But "The Arrival" was very awesome so in the end I was

We then went on to start reading Metamorphosis. I had high hopes for this book because I've heard great things. From the first sentence I was like

Because it was so good, not that I was afraid of it and had to hug my pillow.

And then I finished Metamorphosis and I was like

I was really hoping for something huge and climactic, but it was just like...

However, I'm sure we'll discuss it in class tomorrow and Kunkle will unlock the magnificent secrets of it, and I'll be like

So far College Lit Part 2 has been a fun adventure. When it ends I'll probably freak out.

But it'll be okay.

The End.